Crush It Up, Snort It Get Fucked Up.

I'm CJ and al I want someone to smoke weed and cuddle with. Is that too much ask for? Because I don't think it is.


please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

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where do aliens hang out


this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again

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what if everyone in the world could manipulate one crab. and it was their soul crab and like if we sycnhronized our thoughts our crabs could work together as an army and overthrow evil governments but you could also use your crab for evil like to snip someone

it would be an interesting view into the hearts of humans, these soul crabs

It’s 2AM somewhere

crabs have no concept of time. only creation and destruction

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god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

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this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs

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