Crush It Up, Snort It, Get Fucked Up.

I'm Chris and all I want is someone to smoke weed and cuddle with. Is that too much ask for? I don't think it is.

cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

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fingerblaster113:

i can’t wait to be old and sit in a chair in my dimly lit living room and roll a blunt and just fuckin knit

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dggeoff:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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Oh bother.

im deleting this fucking website

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oldmanstephanie:

seriousjones:

anyone else feel like they learned too much about volcanoes in school? like, an excessive amount of time was dedicated to volcanoes? volcanoes are cool and all but i can remember learning about volcanoes in some capacity virtually every year of school and i don’t know why. it’s not really pertinent info. is the Big Volcano lobby to blame

team magma have had their hands in this country far too long

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sassyest:

h0odrich:

basednigel2222:

Amy Winehouse vs Paparazzi 2011.

RIP

amy had the mean dropkick

holy shit is this real? omfg

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fuckinq:

i’m the type of person who will miss you to death but won’t do anything about it because i don’t want to seem like the desperate one

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